Angels with Dirty Faces

Be it cookies, magazines, or wrapping paper, anything you solicit for sale at the behest of your child is tantamount to blackmail. I would have to be a heartless scoundrel to deny your innocent cub anything. And maybe that is a fair portrayal, it isn't something I need to proclaim around the office. I will come across with this blood money, but let's call it what it is. Why mince words? At least this form is overly complicated.