Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Great Communicator

When asked how you are doing, you must know that it is not an inquiry as much as a perfunctory greeting. Your role in the conversation is to provide an equally throw away response. Either explaining that you are fine or ignoring the non-question all together moving on to a different greeting or perhaps repeating the phrase. Any other response is completely unacceptable and reflects badly on you as an egomaniacal narcissist who truly believes their life is worth knowing about in any detail. This is quite alarming as there is so much evidence to the contrary.

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