Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Less is Less

I wish I could be happy for you that you have a workout regiment. You are overly pleased with yourself spouting off platitudes and self-help mantras coating those around you with the fetid slime of self righteousness. And your new sartorial choices are worse. You currently only buy the tightest clothes and constantly flex and feel yourself. It is actually disgusting to watch and hard to turn from. You are the human equivalent of train collision carnage. Perhaps you should go back to eating.


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