Sunday, April 27, 2008

How Do I Put This Delicately?

Kind, hardworking, immigrant soul, I hate to say it, but the odoriferous fumes rising from your person cloud our every interaction. In order to finalize your assimilation into this melting pot of ours, I must insist on daily bathing and at least a modicum of deodorant. Someone had to say it. No one will tell you this. You're welcome.

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