Storms Abound

Why of course, I don't mind you dripping from your billowing poncho onto my reading material. And an umbrella point to the eye is the exact wake-me-up I needed to start my day. Your rightful fear of precipitation has you outfitted in prophylactic gear to put an Alaskan fisherman to shame. One must cast off annoyances such as the outdated notion of common courtesy. Water can create rampant dampness which may lead to being slightly uncomfortable for a few moments. What is the inconvenience of others when compared to self preservation at all costs? I ask you, would I have any right to complain?