Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Bringing Up Baby

You probably don't believe it is my place to explain what is appropriate for your 2-year old child. And by all rights I would agree, but when you show up at a late night movie with this little scamp, I have to wonder. If I know this is wrong, what exactly is your issue? Nudity, strong sexual situations, gory dog attacks, basically everything that makes a fine film does very little to help the psyche of a preschooler. Unless your intention is to create a lifelong bedwetter/possible serial killer. Social services should be at every late-night movie. Your child should be stripped from you as should your fertility.

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