Thursday, May 1, 2008

Happy Hour

You reek of cheap whiskey at 8 in the morning. It somewhat offsets the suit and tie look you sport. If I was able to deduce your status as souse knowing you for all of about 20 minutes, don't you imagine your boss, the wife, and anyone with whom you have any interaction with knows? Not to pile on or anything. Considering you are obviously in the midst of a steep downward slide, you probably don't need to hear it from me. But just so you know, a thin stick of spearmint chewing gum provides no cover.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Duly noted.