Miasma

It isn't that the cologne you choose is especially noxious -although it is that and more. It is that you choose to saturate yourself with it to a point that makes it waft over every living creature you come across choking out all other senses in an eye-watering attempt to get attention. Well, you have my attention with all the well-earned scorn that comes with it. Using an elevator after you is an unholy attack on the olfactory senses. Riding with you is an excrutiating nasal scouring that I only wish on my worst enemies.