Cheers

As you are obviously unable to hold your liquor, I do wonder why you insist on binge drinking in the mixed company of coworkers. You are merely creating fodder for water cooler scuttlebutt. It isn't that I held you in high regard before, but at this point you are merely a joke. Slur another off-color joke and spill your drink on the boss. It isn't like you have more self respect to lose.