Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Riveting Conversation

Young lady, your exotic display of bosom while not unwelcome is wholly distracting. And if we are to continue this conversation, you cannot expect much in the way of eye contact. I have a genetic imperative that I am no more master of than a common red-buttocked monkey. It is good that we are able to come to this understanding. You were saying?

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