Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Helping Out

You should probably know that the spinach you just extracted from your teeth was clearly there hours ago. We all saw. We all knew. We were silently in on the conspiracy to keep you looking ridiculous. You should not only be embarrassed, but rightfully angry. I guess it would be appropriate to apologize, but if I wasn't willing to take on the minor discomfort of telling you about the dental foliage, what makes you think I would broach the subject of what amounts to social malfeasance in the contract of mankind?


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