Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Spray Faint

While I am quite sure that smelling fresh and lovely is a trait preferable to the alternative, I cannot abide by your perfume application on a crowded train. I find myself unable to fathom the sheer rudeness. You believe it is OK to disseminate noxious chemicals that reek like a child's cotton candy vomit after a robust amusement park ride while in close proximity to others. All the while knowing we are all in an enclosed space with no other choice but to huff this vile scent. You will be the first against the wall, madame if the revolution somehow begins today. Your crimes have not gone unnoticed.