Wednesday, September 24, 2008

A Way with Words

Yes, you are quite astute to note my vexation at the current state of affairs. What this moment needs now is a wide-sweeping platitude that will not only do no good, but may in fact get me so incensed that I will be forced to remove your hollow skull from your body. This is exactly the salve that will set things right. Much like hammering your thumb instead of the nail will instantly relieve you of the headache you formerly had. I've nearly forgotten what it was I was initially concerned with. I suppose I should thank you.

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