Friday, September 5, 2008

Where Eagles Dare

Oh yes, do feed the pigeons, madame. Don't let the fact that we all have no interest in winged vermin scurrying around our meals bother you. Nothing like the combination of feathers, feces, and the threat of disease to make a beautiful day in the park yet another horrendous and tiring peek into humanities insufferable idiosyncrasies. Why not just spread out cheese and play a piccolo to call out the myriad rats that lurk about?

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