Sunday, June 8, 2008

Civic Spirit

Oh, by all means, feel free to cast your refuse into the street as you see fit. The sweltering heat, the fumes of backed up sewers, and the swarming mass of humanity choking the sidewalks are not bad enough. Why not go for the full third world feel? Wear your inconsideration on your sleeve. I am sure it would be back-breaking work to drift over three feet to find the nearest receptacle. And no one would want to put you out. On the rare occasion that I feel charitable towards my fellow man, I can rely on coming across something as foul and loathsome as you. It helps keep things in perspective.

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