Is There No Sanctuary?

Your ignorance of Men's room etiquette is troubling. More specifically, your urinal behavior is abysmal, creating discomfort for those around you. Always maintain a buffer of at least one urinal between you and your closest neighbor. Time at the urinal is not an opportunity to strike up a chat. Wild displays such as both hands behind your head in yawning stretch, shaking out excess moisture in a manner that would wow a veteran trick rope artist, and pushing out every bodily sound known to man should be forbidden. It is import for you to understand that you really shouldn't have to be told this. Do not discount the importance of feeling the appropriate level of shame.