Culinary Arts

Watching you eat is a spectacle of both sight and sound. Unearthly noises make up a symphony of the grotesque like the sound of freeing one's foot from a swampy morass. Your dribbling maw displays various portions of your meal as you appear lost in thought (which seems unlikely). How your dinner companion can remain sitting through the drizzle of food-speckled spittle without taking flight is amazing. How she continues to ingest her foie gras is astonishing. I am agog.