Saturday, June 21, 2008

Distance Makes Good Neighbors

Upstairs neighbor, if I could tolerate your presence in the least, I would let you know the true extent of my annoyance. Your footfalls are elephantine, you play the television at a level for the hearing impaired, your domestic disputes are robust and habitual. I am considering opening up the gas jets on the stove and leaving town for a few weeks. I understand Nantucket is nice.

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