Praise Be

There are many reasons that I am not overflowing with gratitude over the fawning compliment you paid my work. The main issue that comes to mind is that I have never and imagine that I will never respect your opinion. And not just because you are obviously mentally deficient. You are the pure essence of incompetence. Truly, can you conceive of any possible work that could strike you as anything less than magnificent when compared to your own output? I ask you seriously.