Sales Force

While we all understand that your product and/or services are more than likely substandard, your slipshod sales technique does nothing to enhance the possibility of purchase. Stuttering through a flopsweat and oozing pure desperation is not doing much to create a groundswell of demand. Our jaws ache from gaping, drawn-out yawns. I may weep from sheer boredom. Your discomfort is the only thing at all interesting about this.