Saturday, July 5, 2008

As the Old Crow Flies

Old lady, you wear a constant disgruntled countenance. While I surely share some of your worldview, I am discomfited by the scowling glares given to all travelers you come across. Your impatience for this mortal coil and disdain for the other more vibrant inhabitants is duly noted. But surely this sort of theatricality is a bit showy. We understand that the bustle of the horseless carriages, the presence of swarthy masses of immigrants, and the ever-corroding morals of today's youth causes you no little distress. But your views were marginalized for a reason. Please accept this as a fate you earned.

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