Contingencies

You are made up of equal parts laziness and incompetence. As the lazy side of you usually trumps anything else, it usually works out fine. You do nothing more than attract scorn as others around you pick up your slack. It is only when things are most urgent that we are forced to override your dominant personality trait and open ourselves up to the tyranny of your inability to do anything correctly. So when we need it most, we fall into the worst trap. In a sense, we should blame ourselves. In a sense.