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Congratulations on getting to the train. You appear to have made quite an effort to get here. You are out of breath and dripping perspiration on other passengers. Who knows the toll of old women and small children you ran over to avoid being three to seven minutes delayed. You may have miscalculated the physical abilities you have carried into middle age. The addition of dozens of pounds along with the years have left you now gasping for air and beet red. Should you fall prey to cardiac issues here and now, this looks to be a less than sympathetic crowd. And I count myself proudly among them.