Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Pride and Prejudice

In theory, your same-sex canoodling is a major step forward in acceptance and tolerance. In practice, it is just as inconsiderate and off putting as any vile public heterosexual grope. Please desist forthwith so as not to risk a serious reconsideration of my liberal bias. At the very least, let's keep our hands in our own back pockets, shall we?

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