Thursday, August 7, 2008

Baked Fresh Daily

It was thoughtful and caring of you to take personal time to bake treats for your coworkers. And just as I can recognize the kindness, I can also recoil from the idea of actually partaking in said morsel. I would assume that you are observant enough to have a grudge against us all. You have had no upward mobility in years. That makes you a gift horse whose mouth requires inspection. Plus you are sloppy and have cats. Please bring in the latest health department clearance of your house and kitchen and I may deign to try something. And only after I note the survival of these other vermin scurrying to consume as much as possible. They get what they deserve.

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