Birds Do It

It's become apparent that you are pregnant. Excuse me if I don't rush to fawn all over you and discuss ultrasounds and the latest baby name trends. Far be it for me to steal your thunder pointing out that what you have done has been repeated before you billions of times with little fanfare. Certainly not the current festival that parades around you. I am not sure you are worthy for sainthood or if the Nobel Committee will be calling. Please accept my heartfelt congratulations as you have joined the mammalian species. You are an expert in breeding and husbandry. As this is the most we can expect you to bring the world, we can hope your spawn will aspire to something better.