Thursday, August 14, 2008

Never Love at All (please)

Your office affair is transparent to all those around you. It is not a pretty picture. The patina of secrecy that you cling to is an insult to anyone with any level of observation above that of the common mole. I can not imagine the attraction for either party as your are both, to put it kindly, homely. Also, you are dimwitted bores. Hopefully, you have the societal forethought to include sufficient and iron-clad birth control in whatever horrendous endeavors you two partake in. I have to go outside and shudder for a while. Please continue to giggle and stare longingly at each other.


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