Your Friend's Nose

Please let me assure you that we can all see the vast nasal excavation process you are undertaking. You are not in the privacy of your living room. You are out in the open flouting society's simplest conventions. You are lost in a process could could be mistakenly considered a fugue of concentration. If only I could believe you were contemplating something worthwhile. Instead, I feel you are just hotly anticipating what new mucus ore you will mine. Evolution is breathtaking.