Monday, August 11, 2008

Working Blue Tooth

I would have to venture a guess that you believe it isn't annoying enough to walk around bellowing into your earpiece cellphone. I make this deduction as you are spewing profanity the likes of which would make a longshoreman feel faint. You are so inconsiderate that you not only want to confuse and irritate us all carrying out a loud conversation with no one, but you also want to make mothers cover children's ears and old ladies clutch their chests. I am not a wilting flower who pales at this manner of speaking, but it compounds the initial rudeness in a way that can only be rectified by you meeting swift bus-through-the-crosswalk justice.

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