Sunday, August 3, 2008

Damage Ink

For a fetching young lady, your decision to obscure nearly the whole of your neck in tattoo leaves me at a loss. It isn't necessarily the adornment that is at issue, it is how very ugly and garish it looks. Splashy colors and ill-defined lines. It looks as if someone dropped their paint pallet on you. It's fine and completely embraced when you use your questionable taste to pick out attire. No one is complaining about the impossible halters or minuscule shorts. But this item can't be tossed into the corner of an indie rocker's dorm room. It is stuck on you forever. A brand of embarrassment.

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